...from my breakfast receipt:
Thank you for eating at McDonald's Corp.
Bring 5 receipts from the same week Monday-Friday and recieve a 6-piece Chicken McNugget Free!
Also try our chicken and walnut McSalad. Look for the green fork!
I'm lovin' it.
This was mind-boggling on so many levels. Buuut at this hour in the morning....
I may be but a unfrozen caveman lawyer frightened by your flying machines and speaking boxes. But I do know one thing; those McMuffins with bacon and cheese are just what the doctor ordered for starting out the day!