Universal Translator

Ever wonder what these mysterious HR emails mean?

"The focus should be on increased employee performance, business alignment, productivity, and development. Please note that you and your manager will be asked to formally acknowledge that a discussion on development has taken place"

Using the textilizer function on Gizoogle, now, it's easy!!

"The focus should be on increazed employee performizzles business alignment, productivizzles n develizzle yeah yeah baby. Pleaze note tizzy you n yo managa wizzle be asked ta formally acknowledge that a discussion on develizzle has taken place where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin' "
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10 minutes to class. Peace out.