ok, here's another technology I can do without. Those voice-activated phone trees that promise superior service as compared to the traditional "Press 1 for tech support" trees.
"(canned female voice) Hello, welcome to our support hotline. Please tell me how I can help you."
"uh, I want to return a product."
"(canned female voice) I'm sorry, I did not get that. Can you repeat your request?"
"I received defective merchandise and I want to return it."
"(canned female voice) I'm sorry, I did not get that. Can you repeat your request?"
"Return. Product. Now."
"(canned female voice) I'm sorry, I did not get that. Can you repeat your request?"
"arghhh! ^&%$ phone tree!! Forget it!!!!"
"(canned female voice) I have. Thank you for calling."
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