Thursday, September 08, 2005

Tech Odds

Actuarial tables used for calculating common office tech events:

"Conference" button hangs up on the folks you put on hold:
--36%

NetMeeting setup issues chews up the first 15 min. of the meeting:
--48%

Presenter gives up on NetMeeting; emails preso to all:
--80%

Embarrassing IM message projected onscreen during your preso:
--19%

You forget that there are folks dialed into a conference room:
--11%

Chance of the above happening when you're talking smack about that person:
---72%

6 comments:

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Hideo said...

I hear ya jwork; just deleted these annoying advertisements. Wish I had a way of filtering these.

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