As a newly minted graduate, I gained access to the school's Alumni Website.
Eager to look up former grads that I know or work with, I registered and signed on.
I dutifully tapped in my name, address, garduation date, etc, and pressed the register button.
"Welcome Hideo, class of '05", it said. Thank you, polite website, I think to myself.
I looked at the What's New section and noted that the site now has the capability to link Friends and Friends-of-Friends together in a seven-degrees-of-separation kind of way. Cool, I think, and click on the link.
"Hideo, You currently have No Friends" the website states.
Taunted by mere lines of code, I sigh dejectedly.
Tomorrow, perhaps, someone will let me sit with the Cool Kids at the virtual school cafetrial lunch table.
Until then, I sign off and carry on with this loverly 13th of Friday workday.