In training with the kids, I've stumbled upon an ancient Korean secret...
...the Universal Kick!
This forbidden technique refers to a state of kicking nirvana wherein the roundhouse, front, and side kick are indistinguishable from one another. And it can only attack at shin level for some reason. And involves the ingestion of an Advil smoothie or three to compensate for the uber-sore hamstrings and obliques. And can only be performed by those above 30.
Watch out, evildoers! Combined with the Quivering Palm of Doom, nothing short of an 8 year old can stop me.